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Invest in your signal

Less than a therapy copay. More honest than most advice you'll get.

Signal

Dip your toe in

$0.00

The base experience. No credit card. No excuses.

  • Access to all free sessions
  • Satirical voice guide previews
  • Basic emotional tracking
  • Community session reviews
  • No yoga mat required (ever)
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One-Time Session

One and done (maybe)

$9.99 once

Buy a single premium experience. No commitment. No newsletter.

  • Access to one premium session
  • Full satirical voice guide
  • 3D visual experience
  • Emotional state tracking
  • Permanent access — this one's yours
Best Value

All-Access

The full chaos package

$14.99/mo

Unlimited access to every session, past and future.

  • Access to ALL experiences
  • New sessions added monthly
  • Priority access to new releases
  • Full binaural audio library
  • Exclusive subscriber-only sessions
  • Advanced progress analytics
  • Cancel anytime (no judgment)
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